Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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