Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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