just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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