return my video game
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
