READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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