I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
How external is "for external use only"?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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