Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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