What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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