I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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