the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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