At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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