3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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