I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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