Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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