We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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