Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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