roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I need to calm my uterus...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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