Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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