You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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