in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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