My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you will always have a special place in my vag
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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