based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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