Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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