ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
it wasn't lemon gatorade
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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