Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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