We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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