Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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