I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
