is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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