Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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