sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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