we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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