Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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