I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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