So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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