I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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