just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize