The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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