Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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