Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
