i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
should my penis look like a turkey
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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