I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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