Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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