sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
