I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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