Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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