i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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