She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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