there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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