Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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