What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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