hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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