Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
